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Here are a few jokes of mine-- Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle? A: A doughnut! Q: What always ends everything? A: The letter 'G'! Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do? A: Look round! Q: What always falls without getting hurt? A: Rain! Q: What word is always pronounced wrong? A: Wrong! Q: What is full of holes yet can still hold water? A: A sponge! Q: Where was the Queen of England crowned? A: On her head! Q: Simon can you spell yourname backwards? A: nomis! Q: WHAT DO FISH SAY WITHOUT EYES? A: FSH! Q: A man rode into town on Friday, he stayed there for three nights and he rode back home on Friday. How? A: Because his horse was called Friday! Q: This man walks into a bar and said? A: ow my head! Q: Patient:: Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me? A: Doctor:: Next please! Two people were walking down the road and the first person said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other person covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?" |
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 MORE JOKES COMIN SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------- Got any good clean jokes??... post them to me on my guestbook please :-) |
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Just a little warning to you: Some of the sites above may contain some types of jokes which you may find offensive or rude. I picked out the most clean sites though! But yet, i apolojise if there are any rude jokes- I did warn you.. and ..................... OH! U GET MY POINT! |
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